Best of the Boards 3 - Humor
>Banthis says, "Hey, let's think up the most horrible
thing we can possibly throw at them."
>Zulkata asks, "How are we going to do that?"
>Banthis says, "Hmm... We drop some crazy-lookin' critter in town, send
an official NPC in a few minutes later to get really nervous and run away...
and then we listen to the conjecture on the message boards and pick the most
horrible theory!"
>Zulkata exclaims, "That's so evil..."
>Zulkata gazes in awe at Banthis. (Posted by "Sev.")
Category Role-Playing (4)
Topic Conflict! (2)
By WOLFEN1842 from PLAY.NET (The cookie mongrel)
On Sep 1, 2002 at 09:02
Subject Re: Landing morals (19648)
>> Waldo2 and Eyes1, hehe.
Wow, low scoring game.
Category Role-Playing (4)
Topic Demeanor (34)
By SIDAKE from PLAY.NET
On Sep 10, 2002 at 17:00
Subject Re: Demanor and Race (724)
Despil, suggest you forget the race issue. I am sure Simutronics will not want to be the target of the corporation that teaches and preaches racism.
Category Role-Playing (4)
Topic Dark Elves (17)
Message Official House Removel (205)
By EWINGM@PLAY.NET
On Jul 9, 2001 at 14:40
Theres Official house in the lands that should have it Official status revoked.ON THE GROUNDS OF RACIAL BIGOTRY THE HOUSE OBSIDIAN TOWER.Please contact a GM Post your disproval of this house.We don't need this in the lands and be Offical to boot. Thanks
Category Quests, Sagas, and Events (6)
Topic ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? (29)
By SARVAYJ from PLAY.NET (Esserae)
On Feb 2, 2002 at 00:36
Subject Re: Ta'Illistim Side of the Saga (674)
I guess I'm just feeling picky, but...
<<The council of nine reminds me strikingly of something right out of lord of the rings the movie as do most of the beasts invading Ta'Illistim. Red Eyed wraiths- yes sounds like the movie. Black cloaked apparitions again sound too much like the ring wraiths of Lord of the Rings.>>
Yeah! And get rid of the blasted hobbits! And the dwarves and elves and humans. And orcs... please... so Tolkien.
- Esserae... er, I mean... Anwyn
Powerhunting for the first 20 levels till title is with good reason. No one older wants to really RP with someone and get to liking that person when they are level 5. For the sole reason of so many rerolls in the lands. No one wants to make friends with someone only never to see them again next week. Go into the catcombs for an hour 99% of the names you see there wont be there in a month. One you hit title it seems people will be more friendly to you because they know you have put much time into your character and wont be leaving so soon "probably". Most people powerhunt so they can roleplay
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Category Rogues (16)
Topic The Empty Pocket (3)
Message Re: fun in stealing (1360)
By BRIARS@PLAY.NET
On Jul 17, 1999 at 08:43
>>i dont need to post who i am..ive already stolen from most of you who mention your names when posted.. youll find out who i am whenever if ever you catch me in your pockets. and for the person who said i wont last long in the lands... ive already proved i have.
<~~person who most likely thieved you already~~ <<
Man. No offense, but you're annoying as anything.
- Briars
(Howlinbear, on how Lyredaen would answer the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?")
Lady Lyredaen sings:
I gave my love a chicken
I cooked it nice and hot
He called it finger lickin
He even licked the pot
While his keyboard he was clickin
(I told him he should not)
At the carcass he was picken
And he really spilled a lot
Now his keyboard has been stickin
And the cpu is shot
So until we get it kicken
Your character can rot.
Category: Socializing & Roleplaying
Topic: GMs and Player Names
Author: Dgry (GRYPES)
Posted: Jan 15, 1999 01:11:21
Obviously this name is a keeper since he is already a lord. How would you like to be called Lord Boomsplat? Obviously he was slippery baby and named after an incident relating to his birth.
Empath performing the birth, "I see him, push......., ooops.. He is slippery... cant hold on...
!
!
!
Boom... Splat..
"Drats, dropped him."
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He roleplays, he's a keeper. Pretty sure he roleplays himself as someone with a lower then average intellegence too so your story may indeed be true.
Dgry
PS, Yes that is a double standard. I don't mind someone with a dumb name that roleplays as much as I mind someone with a dumb name that doesn't. I believe others have the same standard even if they don't openly admit it.
Here's a list of silly names that I let go because the people roleplay:
Lylia
Juspera
Blades
Dispater
Bestatte
Danay
Pelendur
Mistytwilight
Avantos
and worst of all...
Celtar
All these people should be forced to reroll because of those horrid names! Here are some more modern and appropriate names that they should use.
Lylia---Elvenchick IwilkillU
Juspera---Juicylucy (--deleted--)
Blades---Superman Manofsteel
Dispater---Crustyoldguy Iamevildirt
Bestatte---Cutesorchick Bmyslave
Danay---Elvenwarriorbabe LeyaRocks
Pelendur---Silentclericman Shhhh
Mistytwilight---Bashinblondebabe
Avantos---Monkboy Monkeyman
Plur---Diaperwetter Changeme
and worst of all...
Celtar---Toothpickusindude Diediedie
Ok, so it was a long PS.
Category: Suggestions & Ideas for Improvement
Topic: Suggestions, Gripes & Whines
Author: DPDRAGONSAR
Posted: Feb 09, 1999 14:19:02
(Title: Killing animals, and eat there bodys)
We should be able to gunt for food. Like eating arms of a kobold or the heart of a rat.
Category: Suggestions & Ideas for Improvement
Topic: Suggestions, Gripes & Whines
Author: BRIAHNN
Posted: Feb 09, 1999 15:55:37
ew
Category: Sorcerers
Topic: Really Good Sorcerer Jokes
Author: BGHIS
Posted: Nov 26, 1998 22:59:45
1. Never resort to violence on an opponent who is so weak that verbal abuse would suffice.
2. Never fight an inanimate object, Unless, of course it is a cloud hunting Wizard, in which case fire at will.
3. Never hit anyone below the belt, particularly a black one earned in Voln Fu.
4. You shouldn't point a charged wand at anyone (This is not a rigid rule. An absolutely rigid one is: Never, ever, point an UNCHARGED wand at someone).
5. Actually killing someone will only enhance your reputation.
6. Never hit anyone from behind (people should be KICKED from behind).
7. When you opponent is on the ground, never kick him her in the teeth with pointed dress shoes (Sorcerers should not wear dress shoes; wear riding boots instead).
8. Remember, it's a form of social climbing to kill someone bigger than you are.
9. If you are going to die, say something memorable as you last words, such as:
"The million silvers are buried at ... ARGGGGH!"
"Good-bye, Sue, I love you." (Memorable if your wife is named Julie)
"Go screw yourselves, the lot of you."
PS: As some of you may have guessed, I was reading PJ O'Rourke again.
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